The Eradication of the Panama Canal :p

 

sup yalllll!!!!✌✌

im back! anyways after my little excursion to calgary i decided to hop skip and jump on over to panama. it is the country that bridges north and south america, so i just HAD to visit. obviiiii! panama itself is pretty small, theres only one main metropolitan area. its panama city, which is also the capital and home to like almost half of the four million that makes up panamas population. kinda cringe ngl. jkkkkkkk i would never make fun of a country. at least not like that.

i remember when i was invited to panama citys opening day wayyyyy back when lolz. i was sooo excited to go but then a few days before ltrly got smallpox 😠smallpox suxxxxxxxx😭😭😭 thankfully i got to go during its first few months of existing hehe😙

my first stop was casco viejo, aka the old part of the city. walking those aged streets reallllly brought me back to the good party days. 

aint she prettyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! now the reason why i came to visit casco viejo was cause of the plaza bolivar. its this square dedicated to an old friend of mine, simon bolivar. hes pretty much an icon in latin america for creating this country called gran colombia and liberating northern south america from the spanish. it contained coloumbia, panama, venezuela, boliva, and peru. even though it didnt last (duhhh), hes still pretty cool. 

my final stop in my panama grand tour was arguably the most iconic attraction there is. the panama canalllllllllllll. now i have a bone to pick with this canal. guess who used to have a home right where that stupid canal is???? thats right ME. 😠this little canal has got to go, cause ive got some lovely plans for my new summer home and this time im not letting the french and then later the u.s. (cause they built it) take it from me!!!!

isnt it just so ugly! ugh. my home was sooo much prettier than this garbage. sureeeeee, it was one of the largest ever engineering projects and yeah ok fine the fact that france started the project in 1881 and had to stop because too many workers were dying is pretty interesting (im not joking, 22,000 french workers died during their attempts at construction). ok FINE, it was absolutely necessary for sailors, as they no longer had to sail through the cape of magellan and drakes passage, which are two of the most dangerous waters to sail in. but still, MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡

these bozos have had this gross junk pile for 119 years. but you know what???? i havent had a summer home for 142 years!!!!! so my plan to destroy the panama canal was simple. i had a lottttttt of concrete shipped in, and then completely filled up the manmade lakes at the northern part of the country. perfect plan right??? well guess what?!? IM NOT DONE!

 i kept a small little sliver of the water passages, and they form a little river right through my property!😈 so now the panama canal is no more, ANDDDDDD i can heavily toll any boats or country that wants to sail through them 😁

i had to flee the country after that little stunt so byeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!