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Don't Mess with Chickens, Try Turkey! (Europe and Middle East Double Feature)

 

dear my beautiful readers, im so sorry to inform you that my world tour is coming to an end😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i know i know im so so sorry. but its true

my mortal shell has slowly faded over my trips and these innocent people cannot see my true form. if they do they will melt into a primordial goo. 

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