Rats-1 Alberta-0

 hey guyzzzz!!!!!💓💓💓 i finally managed to get my phone back from that rabid bear lollll. so today is alllll about my trip to alberta canada!!! out of all the provinces this is definitely one of them :)))) its the fourth largest in both population and area which is lowkey pretty cool. i decided to head on over to banff national park.  its around 2 hours away from calgary, which is albertas largest city. its canadas FIRST EVER national park. i remember attending the opening back in the 80's.

the 1880s silly! gosh that was so roflcopter. but isnt this park pretttyyyyy??? i was having so much fun but then my allergies started acting up:((( soo of course i had to burn all those pesky trees down merppp :p

after my day long excursion to banff, i decided to sprint back to calgary. i needed a place to sleep so i snatched up a suite at the hotel le germain in downtown calgary. it was only 823 dollars total. what a steal!! 

honestly the room could've been bigger hehehe😝

my next day was pretty jam packed, so i woke up bright and early at noon to make sure i could fit everything. i walked on over to the calgary tower, formerly known as the husky tower. honestly that name is soooo much better. like a tower named after a husky??? cuteeeeeeeee. did you know theres a restaurant up at the top of the tower? pretty sick if you ask me. 

anyways the line to the elevator was taking too long 😠 so i scaled the tower myself. then when i got up to the restaurant they said they were full! i was not going to let that slide so i made sure the host got a taste of their own medicine. im pretty sure theyre still scraping whats left of them off of the sidewalk. oopsies!

after my little incident at the calgary tower, i once again took to the streets and dashed over to my final spot. the west edmonton mall. the largest mall in the western hemisphere

ooooooooooooo so coooooooollllllllll. 😲😲😲

now i love malls, so when i found out that this mall had a hot topic AND a spencers i totally freaked out XPPP. theyve got a lot of other stores but these ones are the only ones that matter. anyways i walked into the hot topic right? and what do i see??? a TEAM JACOB T-SHIRT. absolutely unacceptable💢😡😡😡💢 

did you know that alberta is the one of the very few places with absolutely no wild rats? well that was about to change. i hit up my local rat guy and within minutes the glorious bastards came rushing in.

lets just say that the alberta wildlife center has a rat contagion to deal with for a while hehe 😏

brb ttyl gtg baiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!😍