The Many Adventures of the Rich and Beautiful

 wassup yall!!!😁 i finally found time to write about my trip (and escape) to chile :)))))) apparently destroying the panama canal and forcing people to pay a toll is considered "criminal behavior" ughhhhh. luckily i had a plane ticket (snuck onto a spirit flight) to chile so i could claim asylum! isnt it great how things work out like that?!?!? now this time around im here to have fun (cause i dont have a millenia long grudge against chile)😻😻😻😻 now i find chile really interesting. its the closest country to antarctica, AND is the southernmost country in the WORLD😱 its also home to the andes mountain range, and those candies are good!!! its suuuuperrrrr skinny (like me hehe) and still manages to have a population of almost 19 MILLION😲😁😮now because i was an "international terrorist on the run," i landed in santiago. being the nations capital, its quite large. nestled in the santiago basin, the city is surrounded by the glorious (and delicious) andes, leaving

  sup yalllll!!!!✌✌ im back! anyways after my little excursion to calgary i decided to hop skip and jump on over to panama. it is the country that bridges north and south america, so i just HAD to visit. obviiiii! panama itself is pretty small, theres only one main metropolitan area. its panama city, which is also the capital and home to like almost half of the four million that makes up panamas population. kinda cringe ngl. jkkkkkkk i would never make fun of a country. at least not like that. i remember when i was invited to panama citys opening day wayyyyy back when lolz. i was sooo excited to go but then a few days before ltrly got smallpox 😠smallpox suxxxxxxxx😭😭😭 thankfully i got to go during its first few months of existing hehe😙 my first stop was casco viejo, aka the old part of the city. walking those aged streets reallllly brought me back to the good party days.  aint she prettyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! now the reason why i came to visit casco viejo was cause of the plaza bolivar.

 hey guyzzzz!!!!!💓💓💓 i finally managed to get my phone back from that rabid bear lollll. so today is alllll about my trip to alberta canada!!! out of all the provinces this is definitely one of them :)))) its the fourth largest in both population and area which is lowkey pretty cool. i decided to head on over to banff national park.  its around 2 hours away from calgary, which is albertas largest city. its canadas FIRST EVER national park. i remember attending the opening back in the 80's. the 1880s silly! gosh that was so roflcopter. but isnt this park pretttyyyyy??? i was having so much fun but then my allergies started acting up:((( soo of course i had to burn all those pesky trees down merppp :p after my day long excursion to banff, i decided to sprint back to calgary. i needed a place to sleep so i snatched up a suite at the hotel le germain in downtown calgary. it was only 823 dollars total. what a steal!!  honestly the room could've been bigger hehehe😝 my next day wa